Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Multiple Universe Theory (and the ramifications thereof)

As I sit here at work, swearing at my computer because of a stupid computer error that cost me a half hour of work, I realize that, according to the Multiple Universe Theory, there is a Hudson for whom not only did that not happen, none of the computer errors I deal with daily have ever happened. His work experience has been nothing but a string of perfectly working computers and programs that always, without fail, work exactly as they're supposed to.

Someday, I will invent a dimensional portal... and kill that guy.

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