Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Multiple Universe Theory (and the ramifications thereof)

As I sit here at work, swearing at my computer because of a stupid computer error that cost me a half hour of work, I realize that, according to the Multiple Universe Theory, there is a Hudson for whom not only did that not happen, none of the computer errors I deal with daily have ever happened. His work experience has been nothing but a string of perfectly working computers and programs that always, without fail, work exactly as they're supposed to.

Someday, I will invent a dimensional portal... and kill that guy.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Shooting at the Easy Targets: Olympic Edition

Here's a test for whether something should be an Olympic sport: if you tell someone that you have the Olympic Gold Medal in your chosen event, and not only are they not really impressed, but you're pretty sure they're laughing about it later with their friends, then that sport probably shouldn't be in the Olympics.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...


Water Polo!