I went as Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde. Molly and I had a thematic half-face thing going, as she went as a half-zombie pirate queen.
But enough about us. I know what you really want...
No? You want almost naked women? Well, if you insist...
(Gotta admit, they look a hell of lot better than these guys:)
Breasts! Too... many... breasts... Must... remain... calm... BOOBIES!!!!
I'm pretty sure this is my doppleganger, Neil Patrick Harris. He's following me, I tell you!
And lastly, Bridget: the friendliest and coolest of the Girls Next Door. May the trapeze of her life swing ever higher.
I regret to say that my wife didn't take any good pictures of the COMPLETELY NAKED "painted women" at the party. It's a surreal moment in your life when you're close-dancing with a totally nude woman on a crowded dance floor. A great moment, but surreal nonetheless.
May Hugh Hefner live to be a thousand years old. Failing that, may he will it all to George Clooney.
While my wife, understandably, didn't take pictures of quite the same subjects that I would have, luckily, our friend Jeremy was there and he took pictures of exactly what I would have. Yay, Jeremy!
This is the aforementioned painted lady that I was close-dancing with.